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Ys Typing Tutor Game
Details
The Ys Typing Tutor game (referred to by Falcom as "Typing of Ys") is a
normally hidden mini-game included with the full
Zwei!! PC game that can be
unlocked provided certain conditions are met. It is based mostly around
Ys II Complete (not
Ys II Eternal), both in sprites and text related material.
Around May 8, 2005, some Ys fans were inquiring about the existence of this
mini-game. That gave me the idea of perhaps trying to separate it out of Zwei!!
and make it available for everyone since I had known about it after trying to
hack Zwei!! itself long before. After about 7 hours of hacking and investigating
such a task, I made a working separate copy by creating a launcher,
extracting/obtaining all needed support files as well as making a few minor
changes to the actual game executable component (DLL). I had given the text
files over to my criminal ex-translator B.J.DeuceBag for translation, and the
hope was for quick release right after he finished. Well, he never cared about
it, wouldn't bother on my behalf, so the project sat idle.
Come August 14, 2006, I had a day or two to burn on the PC so I started doing
my usual rounds of forum visits. While doing so, I noticed that old "Typing of
Ys" thread that started this whole thing. A member named WrydWad had asked
about the project status. Well, before I even responded, it got me thinking...
I always lamented that this project stalled so I decided right then and there
to just, at least, package the whole game in a nice installer, release it, and
then maybe, just maybe, some other Ys fan might be willing to translate it. I
knew Thomas
Lipschultz / Wyrdwad (a known cartoon p3do-p0rn defender now employed by
the criminal company XSEED) mentioned he has Japanese knowledge and wanted to
use it for fan translation purposes, so I asked in passing for him to take
a crack at it if he wanted, no commitment required. Sure enough he agreed and
translated most of the strings fairly well, not DeuceBag-quality, but good
enough, so then I edited all his work and released the fully English version
now available for your downloading pleasure. Having everything translated also
motivated me to finish the necessary font hacking that was needed to make it
a fully English application despite expressing a desire to just quit given time
constraints since I wanted to do other things.
Fast forward to April 2010, Thomas Lipschultz
was hired by a criminal outfit called XSEED Games. Right before going to work
for them, our feud had started up again. Thomas grew to hate me and brought his
grudge to the company. He lobbied for script acquisition deals but he got me
cheated by demonizing me to his boss Ken Berry, and my former main translator
went along with the plan and made sure I was cheated also, not once, but again
in 2012 when I called the company and tried to set things right! This is why
you're seeing all the boycott messages of the company and I hope you'll avoid
giving 'em your hard-earned money! Think if you had sacrificed thousands of
work hours in software development and script extraction work to produce the
translated scripts that they took, but they made sure you got zero recognition
for it because they knew they could get away with it and because your working
partner across ~5 years stabbed you in the back... Both Jeff Nussbaum and
Thomas Lipschultz are disgusting, hateful, arrogant bigots who took it to a
criminal level and I'm disgusted that I ever had anything to do with them!
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Overview
It's a typing tutor... you know, except it's based on words related mostly from Ys II Complete, get it?? Don't worry, you will.
Progress
Version 0.85 (8/19/2006):
Fixed a bug with the font not showing up in the HISCORE screen.
Adjusted the font for the text bubbles that bosses fire at you to be smaller and made certain characters center better for easier viewing.
An edit or two to make sure text boxes are sized to fit their text nicely.
The application icon for Ys Typing Tutor now shows up instead of a DOS icon when using ALT+TAB.
The game window's TOP_MOST flag has been set, so even if you click on other windows, Ys Typing Tutor will always remain the top most visible window.
Version 0.80 (8/17/2006):
Psycho Liar & Criminal Cheat, Tom-chan "WyrdWad" Lipshcultz, having been the catalyst to cause me to release this, went and translated all the strings, so I've now included his work.
I decided to spend another day now that I had the strings translated into fixing the font and I succeeded.
Version 0.60 (8/15/2006):
The first public release... It's quite incomplete and needs some behavior
altered since it's been switched from Japanese to English, but since I don't
know when if ever I'll even bother to complete this project, I made whatever
work was done available so you can at least enjoy the game for now.
Downloads
Take your pick, Guest. I'm sure there must be something listed below here that
you'd find useful...
WHY would @XSEEDGames insult me by calling me "Hitler" when I would NEVER call them "Stalinists?" Oh well, I try so hard to be their friend - and maybe someday that will happen! twitter.com/realDona
Just got blocked by @XSEEDGames on Twitter a second ago.. I just wanted to express glee to the jerks for having kept their divisive, poisonous, criminal hands off of the new Ys VIII title & Gurumin, well, they had no choice, NISA poached everything out from under them! Live by the sword, perish by it... It took another ruthless ugly competitor to bring them to justice by taking the Ys series away, that sweet Falcom partnership, which they NEVER deserved!
Psycho Kirsten "omgfloofy" Miller called me a "f@gg0t" on Reddit by proxy with an animated meme! In a recent exchange, she spammed me with this: https://imgur.com/wA Who is Kirsten ? She did work for X.X.XSEED on Ys Celceta and is credited in the Special Thanks section... Don't they get more embarrassing the more you learn ? In the aftermath of the terrorist attack at the Pulse nightclub where 50 people were executed, does dropping "f@gg0t" still fly in so a nonchalant fashion ? Source Link.
Is XSEED [Lame] "Games" waging a "war on women," specifically "little women" ? Do they pander to animated ped0philia-loving perverts ? Man, these headlines write themselves! Hah! Attaboy Tom, thanks for the lulz at least in the midst of all your criminality!
It's been 11 years since I managed a new PC Engine project, but I have indeed returned to the retro console platform I first started the ole fan translation gig with! Finally took the time to mention it here, >> Emerald Dragon <<.
1) Kinda funny, but Ken Berry, Director of Publishing of XSEED Games, did a Facebook block on me some time back... Heh-heh. Guess I should feel honored! That's in addition to Thomas "WyrdWad" Lipschultz of course after I sent him a PM. 2) OK, REALLY LOLOLOL FUNNY, X.X.XSEED Games is under fire by HuffingtonPuffington for what "may be one of the most despicable video games of all time!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lipschultz is on the Comments section defending his two-bit, perv, criminal cheat of a company against the author of the blog article to boot, so is even the X.X.XSEED Cock-Flasher, it's a full-on freakshow! More of my thoughts here! Oh lordy, the delicious irony and glee here, I can't contain expressing it!